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City of Night

All right, we’ll go eat," he said. This reminded him of A Funny Story. "I was in this Swank place once," he says, "and at the table next to me is this old woman, see, and she’s with this great big beautiful blond boy, probably she picked him off the docks, he’s uncomfortable as hell in a tie—he says to the waiter, 'I want wiver and onions.' ...