Oslo, Norway (Google Maps ⧉, OpenStreetMap ⧉)

"Plywood painted white, black letters shaped elegant and clean. SOVEREIGN NATION TRIBAL LAND PRIVATE—NO TRESPASSING NO ICE For a minute, I thought the sign was for the zombies from the Coachella music festival, showing up high on LSD, dizzy and dehydrated. I thought it meant, hey, don’t be coming here asking for ice because when you bought your tickets online in Oslo or Boston or London you didn’t know how hot the real Coachella gets."